Monday, April 02, 2007

Why I'm enjoying being back in London

Last night I got invited to a drag queen's birthday party. And I decided not to let a man lick my trainers.

This morning, I got up at 7 to take delivery of a chimney.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"take delivery of a chimney"

Is that a euphemism that non-Londoners aren't aware of?

Skip said...

ha ha! brilliant! :) sadly, no.

Anonymous said...

So it's an actual chimney? How does that work then?

Skip said...

It's a giant metal tube. It's coiled up in my bedroom like the fucking Stargate.

If the builder don't turn up tomorrow, i swear i'm leaping through it to Narnia.

Anonymous said...

Abydos surely, Narnia is in the back of the closet with Tom Cruise et al!

Skip said...

Pedant. Where would you rather end up - a damp forest in Vancouver, or playing with Mr Tumnus?

Anonymous said...

Vancouver. Every time! (Especially if Ben Brower, Michael Shanks and Joe Flanigan will be there as well!)

Unknown said...

You can have Shanks and Flanigan. Browder is mine.
*hiss*

Anonymous said...

Frell you! I saw him first!

Skip said...

I've adored him since 1999. You may have as well, but it wouldn't have been legal.