Monday, October 18, 2004

Why I love colds

Colds are great for boys, aren't they? We can cope with every other hardship - from mending a fuse to reading Andy McNabb books - but we just can't handle the common sniffle.

But they're brilliant. They stop you from moving, thinking, or, indeed, being able to much of anything beyond watch TV, drink whisky, and feel sorry for yourself.

They're like a divorce - except they only take up a couple of days, and give you time off work.

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